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 09:54 | 19/Jul/2008
PGB and Income Tax in India
PGB, be a good citizen..........pay tax........PGB, be a good citizen, pay tax......... A litany PGB had had to hear ever since PGB started earning.............BTW, PGB has never paid tax in India.....Creator is amazing!!!Ask PGB why PGB does not pay tax in India................PGB Bonks" Tax for wat? For fat Indian females who roam streets for kit... more...
 15:16 | 14/Jul/2008
PGB and being rich in India
Being rich in India............Indians have three manifested signs of "I am rich" slogan............ 1. Own a dog (and give it an english name) 2. Own a gun 3. Get a Mistress PGB Bonks "But Pappu cant dance saala.................."   more...
 10:39 | 10/Jul/2008
PGB and Indian "Equality"
Equality....SC/ST, gender, class, race, caste........equality is the demand of democracy......in school books, real life, union groups............PGB is astounded.....What more equality? India is the hub of equality.................Husband mentally sleeps with Mom, physically with wife.........husband looks at maid, sister-in-law (aadhi gharwali), ... more...
 11:00 | 3/Jul/2008
PGB and Subliminal Advertising
Readers, if you are interested in how companies control your mind, visit the following links http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv1BiRkZ_Tg http://www.y outube.com/watch?v=E9JtYaCrRag http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=nnSssaGUneI&feature=related PGB is now doing a project on the same in India............an Indian telcom company's logo is a suspect (it cont... more...
 08:57 | 1/Jul/2008
PGB and World Doctors' Day
Its World Docs Day (1st July)...........the writer and the child wish PGB a Happy Day today..........May PGB have the blessings of the Creator and go sane for a change :).......A song both would like to dedicate to PGB:You are my fire, my one desire,Believe when I sayI want it that way.........Tera saath hai to hume kya kami haiAandheron main bhi j... more...
 10:10 | 30/Jun/2008
PGB and a Song in India
Ah...Indian bollywood songs and PGB.......very very rarely does PGB get down from PGB's high horse and listen to anything smacking of India flavour..........especially Bollywood variety....saas-bahu and saajan-sajani, two themes PGB thinks beyond which India cannot see............and PGB refuses to see!!! Ah, India and PGB.......Lately, a song has ... more...
 14:59 | 18/Jun/2008
PGB, India and "Confusion"
Confusion....exists world wide...........in India, its more.....Why? PGB Bonks "Where relationships supply oxygen, theres bound to be more confusion..BPD, Codependence and the Dance of Schizophrenia"..............I want you but when I get u I dont want you, when you go away I again want you.............Cycle of birth and rebirth goes on in India as... more...
 09:46 | 17/Jun/2008
PGB, India and "Reality Touch"
Reality in India..........every Indian knows one mantra to define reality..."Kismat"....and more often than not, in India, its "pathetic"........always khaarab, burri, and bekar........this litany reaches its astounding peak after marriage for majority of women in India..............PGB Bonks "Reality is a atomised environment through which we expe... more...
 08:56 | 15/Jun/2008
PGB, India, and Mythology
PGB and Indian Mythology..............when Inner child spoke about its wishful thinking........when the human body became vehicle for the inner child to pen down its magical ideas and wishes............when the Collective conscious believed in the Inner child to manifest it in reality...............Mythology..............Ram and Sita..............w... more...
 10:30 | 8/Jun/2008
PGB, Sex, India, and Master Marketer
Creator, the Master Marketer, marketed countries and people to earthlings...........The rule of marketing is that when the competition is too high, when volatility is high, customers are flooded with variety,  or the product is totally useless with no value add marketers resort to selling products on the basis of  a. Sexb. EmotionsThese two variabl... more...
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 Sameera Nandi | 16:39 | 14/Jul/2008
Friends: (450)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Enjoying the rain...
Of lazy Sundays and going back to my fir...
I know I am a bit late with this movie review. Most of you might already have caught “Jaane tu ya jaane na”. I had wanted to see it last week itself, but the shows were all house-full. So, this time I took no chances and booked online. So, what do I think of the movie. It is all right I guess. But as I walked out of the theatre I had this feeling, ...  more...
 sahil | 00:17 | 3/Jun/2008
Friends: (39)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: music...movie.......
If U love sumone ! -  THE ORIGINAL QUOTEIf you love someone,Set her free...If she comes back, she's yours,If she doesn't, she never was....**********THE NEW VERSIONS.... .**********Pessimist:If you love someone,Set her free ............ .....If she ever comes back, she's yours,If she doesn't, as expected, she never was**********Optimist:If you love...  more...
 Vijit Vivek | 13:10 | 16/Jun/2008
Friends: (672)  | City: Patna  | Interests: Bio Medical Engin...
Pain of a Married Man ...!!
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.  She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.'What's the matter, dear...  more...
 Vish Iyer | 11:28 | 11/Jul/2008
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PEOPLE WHO REGULARLY SIT LATE IN THE OFF...
Classic Narayan Murthy’s Email to his employees It's half past 8 in the office but the lights are still on... PCs still running, coffee machines still buzzing... And who's at work? Most of them ??? Take a closer look... All or most specimens are ?? Something male species of the human race... Look closer... again all or most of them are bachelors......  more...
 Jein Rajan | 18:34 | 17/Dec/2007
Friends: (272)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: Music, photograph...
Destination Chithirapuram
If you are looking for a perfect vacation, or rather a rejuvenating vacation. Then the Kerala tour offers its Chithirapuram hill tour that is a perfect way to wash away all your fatigue and monotony. Only at a distance of 10 Kms from Munnar, this sleepy little hill town is a paradisiacal retreat that offers you the best of nature and its beauty. In...  more...
 vincent | 12:32 | 22/Feb/2008
Friends: (8)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Music,Cricket,Com...
jokes
CHINESE TO U.S.A   5 Chinese, Chu, Bu, Fu, Hu and Su decided to immigrate to the US. In order to get a visa, they had to adapt their names to American standards. Chu became Chuck Bu became Buck Hu became Huck. Fu and Su decided to stay in China .    more...
 A M Daniel | 17:35 | 21/May/2008
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BE A RIGHT PERSON
When the Person Is RightOne rainy Sunday afternoon, a little boy was bored and his father was sleepy. The father decided to create an activity to keep the kid busy. So, he found in the morning newspaper a large map of the world. He took scissors and cut it into a good many irregular shapes like a jigsaw puzzle. Then he said to his son, "See if you ...  more...
 rose patel | 15:18 | 8/Jul/2008
Friends: (82)  | City: Baroda  | Interests: Photography, musi...
I AM READY, SWEETY...!
I AM READY, SWEETY…! I AM PROUD OF PARSI - GUJARATIS. FEW NAMES….TATA, HOMI BHABHA, GODEREJ, RUSSI MODI, FAROKH ENGINEER, NANI PALKHIWALA, FIROZE GANDHI, ZUBIN MEHTA, SHAMIK DAWAR, CYRUS BHAROCHA, BOMAN IRANI…..AND SO ON….!! PARSIS ARE PERHAPES ONLY COMMUNITY IN INDIA WHERE POPULATION IS DECLINING, INSPITE OF INDIA’S HUGE POPULATION, I WISH, IN THE...  more...
 Subodh Deshp... | 01:04 | 31/May/2008
Friends: (49)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: our integral idio...
Prayer
आता विश्वì 6;त्मके देवे येणे वागयदê 4;े तोषावí 5; तॉशोवê 4;ी मज द्याव...  more...
 chaitali rai | 22:18 | 25/Apr/2008
Friends: (630)  | City: in my sweet little world  | Interests: films,astrology,y...
                       Modern Panchtantra Story [ IT HUMOR ]             Once upon a time , there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his             Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He  used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday  market.             One day, while he was working...  more...
 Animesh Raj | 19:01 | 25/Feb/2008
Friends: (159)  | City: Manipal  | Interests: Philately, numism...
Divided We Stand...
It takes only a faction of people to show us the kind of fractured society we live in. It takes only a group of rogues to let us realize how effete our police force is. It takes only a few common beings to let us know that we live in a country full of insensitive bigots who are not even ready for dialogue- violence is the only language they speak. ...  more...
 sohamswami | 07:57 | 12/Jul/2008
Friends: (775)  | City: HIMALAYAS  | Interests: TO OPEN THE EYES ...
BANOMALI AND THE GOD-PART-2
It was already dark and the road to the Burning Ghat was lonely,unearthly quiet. In any other time Banomali would have never come at this time. But today ,with the help of his bottle friend,he can go anywhere ,even to Hell. Just as he approached the Burning Ghat , he had a unusual feeling. It almost knocked his high out of his head. The silence was...  more...
 vaibhav sharma | 15:06 | 24/Jun/2008
Friends: (81)  | City: Nomad...  | Interests: music,reading , t...
A sweet love story....:)
Hi all....Liked dis one very much...so posting it here..... So I decided that I'd ask her to marry me.Or ask her if she would marry me.Or say that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her.Or tell her I loved her, and that I wanted her to be with me forever.Or give her a ring -- a big, huge diamond ring. Or just getdown on myknees and let my e...  more...
 friendly ghost | 12:02 | 9/May/2008
Friends: (351)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Our economists & ...
Our world is coming unravelled
I'm continually amazed by a kind of public blindness to the obvious realities around us. I don't want to go into details, arguments, justifications etc. because they obscure the big picture. I don't want to talk about global warming, unsustainable growth, extinction of species etc. because they seem like distant theoretical stuff to us.I'm stating ...  more...
 Zohra | 09:06 | 27/May/2008
Friends: (19)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Magic
Zohra online!
Zohra Online, in the mesh, real and virtual Of Trojans and cookies Of hackers and spyware Of privacy evaders and identity spoilers Of power hungries and followers Zohra's mesh had them all And there was you How could anything come between her and you O King, the One who hears through the skin and has an ear to the ground  more...
 silversulfur | 18:50 | 21/Feb/2008
Friends: (228)  | City: SULFUR LAND  | Interests: BLOGING,SINGING,E...
A CUP OF MY LOVE
    A Cup of My Love When you're sad And feeling down, Don't you cry Or even frown. I'm here for you Now and forever. I'll care for you always And leave you never. So when you're lonely, Know it's you I'm thinking of. And if I could, I'd send to you A huge cup of my love!  more...
 surendra prasad | 13:23 | 21/Apr/2008
Friends: (204)  | City: Kolkata  | Interests: writing, painting...
JITBO RE
CRICKET  KA  JALWA SAR CHARH KE  BOLTA  HAI.. HAR GEND PE ,HAR  CHHAKKE  PE   APNAA  BHI  DIL  DOLTAA HAI..   CRICKET  THA  PER  AISA  N  THA; IPL  KA  NASHAA  CHAA  GAYA HAI SAARI  DUNIYAA  KA  KHUMAR APNE  AANGAN  ME  AA GAYAA  HAI   KAMAAL  KAR  RAHE   HAIN KOLKATA  KNIGHT  RIDERS  KE GHORE.. NARE  LAGAA   LAGAA  KE... KORBO,  LORBO, JITBO RE....     more...
 Noanee Kapadia | 14:04 | 17/Jun/2008
Friends: (511)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Indian Army,Himal...
My country can be better place.
"My country can be better place , clean ,green and beautiful" read Kiran Naiks blog .As he says I too do not litter on streets be it somthing small like bus or a cinema ticket , it goes in my pocket back home in garbage I am sure all cld do this .Also wherever I can on the treks ,I pick up the garbage  left behind by others and clean up the ground ...  more...
 ice candy | 01:42 | 16/Jul/2008
Friends: (124)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Observing
An unpleasant interaction
Not able to sleep at 1:30 am, cause I am totally agitated.Had a minor fight with my manager today.#^@^*$@%* has learnt a new word - proactive.Pretty stupid for someone who is totally passive.He just parrots the word asking everyone to be proactive.I am already proactive in my job.If I start being proactive by his defn, I am actually doing his job a...  more...
 kailas mahajan | 18:43 | 29/Nov/2007
Friends: (11)  | City: Pune  | Interests: Music
This is from my friend
Gam ko sine me dafan karke, Muskuraye jati hun main. Tanhayi mai kudh se baat karke, Kudh ko bahalaye jati hun main. apne riste jakhamon pe, Kudh hi marham lagaye jati hun main. Kitni Muddato se aapne aasu ko, hansi me chhupaye jati hun main.    more...
 Suresh Praja... | 12:39 | 30/May/2008
Friends: (264)  | City: Ahmedabad  | Interests: Having a Discus...
Welcome to Civilisation
Hello , family. Recently i have started on more book, LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL by Tony Martin. I have found a very interesting page in this book. I would like to share it with you. Author has taken it from somewhere which is mentioned at the end.   The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeways , bu...  more...
 MANOHAR | 10:35 | 16/Jul/2008
Friends: (143)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: RAJESH KHANNA - T...
Today's hottest movie scene: Aradhana
Today's hottest movie scene: Aradhana H e was the loverboy without compare. She was the demure girl with a bod to kill for. Super Star Rajesh Khanna and Sharmila Tagore came together in 1969's Aradhana , and the sensuality between them felt so real. it virtually set the screen afire.   more...
 DENSON JOSEPH | 15:08 | 16/Jul/2008
Friends: (728)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Fitness
Winds of change in Delhi
I am sure that you are aware of the consistent efforts of JAGO PARTY to oppose the devilish divisive Reservation policy. As a part of its main & top most agenda of “removing Reservation” and to gather support from the masses we have decided to contest the fast approaching Delhi Vidhan Sabha elections due to be held this year. JAGO party shall be co...  more...
 ashwani mehta | 00:54 | 1/Jan/2008
Friends: (43)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: music,reading, as...
Happy new year
Wishing A Very Happy New Year to all on the Blogland. May The Best be For You In This Year.   more...
 amar snh | 20:18 | 3/Apr/2008
Friends: (1234)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: travelling, makin...
Is it possible ?
Hi Friends,There are couple of Utopian ideas that keep taking twists and turns in my mind so very oftenI must admit these may sound totally outlandish or plain silly, specially to those of you with special bent of mind towards all things ScientificFirst of these is :-    Is it possible for man to develop some sort of wings, of course mechanically a...  more...
 Payal Mehra | 18:10 | 15/Nov/2007
Friends: (743)  | City: Baroda  | Interests: Reading, Bollywoo...
Yesterday Today & Tomorrow
There are two days in every week we should not worry about, two days that should be kept free from fear and apprehension.One is yesterday, with its mistakes and cares, its faults and blunders, its aches and pains.Yesterday has passed, forever beyond our control. All the money in theworld cannot bring back yesterday. We cannot undo a single act wepe...  more...
 Venu Gopal | 09:35 | 30/Jun/2008
Friends: (29)  | Interests: Reading, Writing
The Essence of Hinduism
The essence of Hindu teachings is that everything is divine. Which means everything is perfect - every individual and all circumstances are perfect. However, our experience seems to tell us otherwise. We generally feel that our life and circumstances have so many things to be corrected and changed so that we may, perchance, one day become at least ...  more...
 siddhartha m... | 16:38 | 13/Dec/2007
Friends: (561)  | City: OUTER SPACE  | Interests: travelling into t...
A JOURNEY COMES TO AN END IN LIFE
Dear friends,Time has now come to say goodbye to you all. My spaceship from my planet has arrived.Like every good thing in life,this stint was also temporary in nature.I knew all along that I will have to go one day but it was difficult to reconcile in mind.But what to do?Our life is like that.When I first joined this I land ,I was not knowing much...  more...
 Harish Sharma | 11:23 | 12/Oct/2007
Friends: (98)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: reading, cricket,...
23 Brilliant Doubts - Unanswered
Forwarded by one of the freind ..........1.If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird) 2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be give a thought) 3.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd)4.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a pl...  more...
 nilima dahat | 00:40 | 18/Oct/2007
Friends: (442)  | City: notime  | Interests: music movies
priorities
"WHAT ARE YOUR PRIORITIES?"While at the park one day, a woman sat down next to a man on a bench near a playground. "That's my son over there," she said, pointing to a little boy in a red sweater who was gliding down the slide."He's a fine looking boy," the man said. "That's my son on the swing in the blue sweater."Then, looking at his watch, he cal...  more...
 Chetan Karkh... | 11:31 | 14/Feb/2008
Friends: (73)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Music, Photograph...
Effective way to make most out of MS Out...
My iLand friends... have a look at this s/w extension. It has wonderful features... Xobni Insight makes Microsoft Outlook better Xobni boosts your email productivity, with: Xobni is a Lightning-fast email search Threaded email conversation Visible email relatiohsip  more...
 Vikas Vij | 14:41 | 17/May/2008
Friends: (526)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Everything
Of a Happy Life
[Written in context of the various criticisms that Amitabh Bachchan has been facing ever since he became a fellow-blogger.]OF A HAPPY LIFEFacing personal vilification and condemnation is the exclusive privilege of men of eminence. They thrive on it, and it only makes their positions stronger.  Whether it is the timeless heroes like Socrates or Jesu...  more...
 bronzegoddes... | 15:19 | 14/Jul/2008
Friends: (98)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: I love being the ...
Mazala Salza - Introducing Anil Thekepar...
 ANIL THEKEPARAMBIL, 39Anil Thekeparambil woke up with a start. He could not remember the name of the woman whom he had brought home last night. The woman had left early and that brought over him a sense of relief. He didn’t have to put up an act of “how great last night was or that they should get back real soon.” She was a lousy fuck anyway. Mich...  more...
 Priyan Rebello | 10:47 | 14/Nov/2007
Friends: (157)  | City: Thiruvananthapuram  | Interests: call me at 099955...
Anything white.....
The insignia I forgot, In this world whether I exist. Each time I look into my hands. They are white against darkness. I am white and I wish to disappear. But the world is dark and I appear. Anything white can't fade. .......................Priyan...........  more...
 budhoose kan... | 21:10 | 25/Jan/2008
Friends: (189)  | City: Cochin  | Interests: Honest fibbing. L...
My friend Sidhan"s brother is a small time business man but not too successful one at that.So when one his friends him invited him to be a�junior partnership in a building venture he was only too happy.They together coaxed a man who owned a piece of land to let them build an apartment in thatland as a joint venture.The application was submitted t...  more...
 Neil Fernandes | 09:49 | 19/Mar/2007
Friends: (5)  | City: Mangalore  | Interests: music,gaming etc
Do u wanna be my friend
Hi Can somebody help me out here... Me new to this place..  more...
 Anil Goel | 23:13 | 3/Jul/2008
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R2 Book Tour - NOIDA
"Release 2.0 India Book Tour" - Noida programmes organised by Book Cafe...Two excellent enactments of key scenes from "Dear Popples" and "The Prayer" by 3 actors from the National School of Drama (NSD)Book reading and signing by Anou and me...I read through the scene where William is contemplating giving Sudharshan a brief slot on his diary that ha...  more...
 Hemantkumar B | 20:20 | 17/Mar/2007
Friends: (95)  | City: Pune  | Interests: Travel, Sports & ...
Hi friends...After long period i come back on my favorite rediffiland.I missed all of my friends on my rediffiland.---------------------------- --------------------------------------I just received this message from Monique Banbanson at IRL, who forwarded it from Douglas Nortz at CMU. Thought it might be of interest...----------------------------- --...  more...
 shimrose bakshi | 08:32 | 2/Feb/2007
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GO WITH THE FLOW
LIFE IS A SERIOUR OF EVENTS..BOTH GOOD AND BAD.THERE IS ALWAYS LIFE INFLUENCING FACTORS OVER WHICH WE HAVE NO CONTROL..ITS LIKE SURFING..WE CANT ORGANIZE THE WAVES..IF WE KEEP WAITING FOR THE PERFECT WAVE ..JUST GOT TO FOGET ABOUT SURFING.THAT DOES MEAN WE DONT PLAN ..WHEN THINGS COME UP THAT ARENT EXACTLY IN OUR PLAN,WE JUST GOT TO WORK AROUND THE...  more...
 el amor | 13:44 | 3/Jun/2008
Friends: (247)  | City: London  | Interests: painting, travelling
June 5th
As you all know June 5th is World Environment Day, I guess I should be doing something, rather than wait for things to happen! I would want to urge everyone to stop using ‘PLASTIC BAGS’, I know many of you would be responding by saying “What?”, its hard and I am not asking you to stop using them all of a sudden, anything and everything takes time t...  more...
 Morning Light | 00:11 | 29/Dec/2006
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